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Testosterone, Alcohol, and Competition

This is the wordpress for Dbrawl Muscle Team. Sure we have no business here, but we mean to change that. At least at some point. Here the articles will jump off, so I will prolly just type them up regularly. But don’t try stealing em. More importantly, here is where I tell the full detailed story of the Dodge Brawl incident, and the year before prelude of champions.

Not joking. We rocked the dodgeball tournament so hard the entire populace watching from the track was booing. Yeah. I would boo too if I knew the most athletic team on the floor was going to play as tough as we did. The Lakers, Red Wings, Red Sox all get booed everywhere. We were about to be the dodgeball dynasty. Who knows, maybe I will start my own league in some old office building. You can be part of Dbrawl Muscle, but its serious work and you gotta rep your hood.

Just a little paragraph about The Don and the way he begun the tournament would explain the fate awaiting us. The aggressive referee shoving Luckbox with two hands and trying to act bad. And, of course, myself. The attention-craving, crowd-angering, beer-guzzling lunatic; which is the Danish part of me. You can’t help behaving that way when you’re the nation that effectively is the nipple of Germany. The Danish in me usually shows up first, and as a result, requires the Italian part of me to stand up and regulate.

Oh, did I mention we had won this little get together last year? Yeah, I still rock my dodge ball champion long-sleeve. Perhaps something good happens and we end up with championship shirts. Maybe The Don will work over the management. We had to defend our title, we were not about to go out. Once.